Kid's page

We have been given lots of cards because we are going away and will miss our friends. Here are some of them. (or click here to skip to the jokes)

Jokes page

On a long sail we sometimes play games. One of them is to make up sailing jokes. Here are some of ours. Please email yours to us and we'll add them to our website.

What kind of pet does a two hulled boat have ? ****A cat ! (by Peta)

What boat can tell the time ? ****A timearan ! (by Elspeth)

What do you call a wave that's just great ?**** Swell ! (by Eric)

What do you call a ships cat who likes pudding ? ****A cat-a- meringue (by Susie)

Whats the nosiest part of the bout ? ****The boom ! (by Elspeth)

What do sailers say when they hurt themselves ? ****Oh bow ! (by Elspeth)

What 's the crossed part of the boat ? ****The stern (by Eric)

What bit of boating equipment is the most sensitive ? ****The tender ! (by Eric)

Why do opera singers make good sailers ? *****They can handle high C's (from a joke book)

How many hands does a singe handed sailer have ? *****One! (by Elspeth)

Pirates of the Caribbean - what does a dead mans chest not have?******A heart! (from Killian Higgins)

Now click 'How to contact Tabitha' to email us your sailing jokes

Poems

Sailing is the best
And better than the rest
I love Tabitha
Longing to see ya
I promise sailing's the best
North, East, South, West
Go and have a look. Where's your home?

'Sailing' by Elspeth